Do People Get Stoned at Work?February 7, 2009 at 1:19 am | Posted in Do People Get Stoned at Work? | 14 Comments
Tags: bong, dope, marijuana, pot, stoned, stoners, weed
Dear Mr. Answers:
The other day a co-worker of mine suggested that he and I “smoke a doobie” together before going into work. I was appalled at the suggestion, and said that in my opinion no one in the world ever worked at their job while high on marijuana or anything else. To this my friend laughed so hard it took about two minutes before he was finally able to ask me what planet I was from. But he’s definitely the smart-alecky type anyway.
So my question to you is, Mr. Answers, is: Do people ever work at their jobs while they’re stoned? I say they don’t—but will defer to your expert opinion.
Doubting Friend of Brian Shields
Dear Doubting Friend of Brian Shields:
Like you, I, too, used to believe that no one would dare to work while stoned. But that happy illusion was shattered for me just recently, when I opened up the brand new food processor I’d purchased at a home improvement center and found, connected to the appliance’s electrical chord, the tag below. If this doesn’t say, “I wonder if we’d get higher if we drank this bong water?”, I don’t know what does.